Are you Corrupt?

Macbeth was a corrupt person. Take this test to find out if you are as corrupt as Macbeth.

1. Have you ever planned to murder anyone? (3)
a) Of course, who doesn’t
b) No! I am no slayer (0)
c) Does it count if someone paid you? (2)
d) Why would I do a thing like that? (1)

2. Have you ever had the urge to join a Jamaican bobsled team?
a) Is there something wrong with that? (2)
b) Well, I have never really thought about it (0)
c) I was just about to sign up (3)
d) What is a bobsled team? (1)

3. Have you ever killed a helpless animal?
a) Yeah and it tasted like chicken too! (3)
b) Mother told me to kill it! (2)
c) Never! Only evil people do that (0)
d) It was an accident! I swear! (1)

4. If you could use one of these items to describe yourself (symbolizing you) what would it be?
a) a warm, fuzzy kitty (0)
b) a warm, fuzzy porcupine (2)
c) a warm, fuzzy knife (3)
d) and what’s a symbol? (1)

5. What is your favorite fairy tale line, of the following?
a) all the better to eat you with, my dear (3)
b) and they all lived happily ever after (0)
c) the end. (1)
d) Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? (2)

6. What is your status in the world?
a) nobleman (1)
b) king (2)
c) serf (0)
d) psychotic dictator (3)



0 - 6 points

You are not been the least bit corrupt. You are that sweet little angel. You are just like -Snow White. I can just see you now with all the baby animals and the bird on your finger. You really should be more of an evil person.


7 - 12 Points

Your not evil, your just really stupid. You really have no idea what your purpose is in the world; let alone what anything is. You need to go to school.


13 – 18 points

You are semi-corrupt. You are the guy who organizes violent mobs. You are most likely to become a psychotic dictator, if you get the chance. People should beware of you!


19 – 24 points

Congratulations! You are corrupt! You are just like Macbeth. You try to corrupt the rest of the world. You will most likely be decapitated. Beware of moving trees and hearing voices.